◇ Catalog · v∞
The Split the Bit stack.
Eight product categories. Each engineered to be the smallest possible improvement over doing nothing — and the largest possible improvement over doing the right thing.
/ Compute
4 products/compute/psi-cloud
ψ-Cloud
Quantum-as-a-Service. Or quantum-as-an-aspiration.
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/compute/psi-cloud-edge
ψ-Cloud Edge
ψ-Cloud, but slightly closer to your users in 1 of 3 timelines.
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/compute/q-lambda
Q-Lambda
Functions that may have run.
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/compute/wavefn
WaveFn
Functions that did not collapse until invoked. Then they did.
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/ DevOps
1 product/ Data
4 products/data/qdata-lake
QData Lake
A data lake that is both empty and full of insights.
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/data/entangle-db
Entangle DB
An ACID-compliant database where the C is for 'Conjecture'.
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/data/probabilistic-etl
Probabilistic ETL
Pipelines that complete with vibes-based fidelity.
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/data/qstream
QStream
Realtime feed of events that may not have happened yet.
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/ AI
4 products/ai/q-llm
Q-LLM
A large language model trained on every book and 1 cookbook.
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/ai/qagent
QAgent
Autonomous agent that occasionally exists.
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/ai/bayes-plus-plus
Bayes++
Pretends to know your priors. Doesn't.
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/ai/qvision
QVision
Image recognition that recognizes images of itself.
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/ Hardware
4 products/hardware/quantumcoffee
QuantumCoffee™
Brews in superposition. Lid collapses temperature.
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/hardware/q-toast
Q-Toast
Toaster with 0, 1, and burnt slots.
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/hardware/q-mouse
Q-Mouse
Cursor exists at every pixel until you click.
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/hardware/bit-splitter-pro
Bit Splitter Pro
A literal hex saw. Splits a bit (0 or 1) into 0.5.
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/ Security
4 products/security/zerobit-vault
ZeroBit Vault
Encryption so good the keys don't exist.
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/security/q-firewall
Q-Firewall
A firewall that is also not a firewall.
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/security/phantomauth
PhantomAuth
MFA via tapping a coffee mug.
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/security/qguard
QGuard
Detects intrusions retroactively.
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/ Sales
1 product/ Productivity
4 products/productivity/schrodinger-saas
Schrödinger SaaS
An office suite that is up AND down.
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/productivity/q-calendar
Q-Calendar
Meetings overlap themselves. Saves time.
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/productivity/q-inbox
Q-Inbox
Inbox 0 by default. Also inbox 4,201.
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/productivity/q-notes
Q-Notes
Notes you may have written. We assume you did.
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Pricing
Three plans. Each priced in a different currency.
Plans renew automatically across all observed timelines. Refunds available in 1 of them.
Hobbyist
$0
Free, in the same way that gravity is free.
- ▸1 qubit (shared with 12,000 other users)
- ▸Community Slack moderated by an LLM that gives up easily
- ▸Errors come with motivational quotes
- ▸SLA: vibes
◇ Most observed
Startup
$1,499
Per month. Per dimension.
- ▸16 qubits with optional 'pretend I have 64' toggle
- ▸Slack channel with a real engineer who is busy
- ▸Quarterly hand-written postcard from a founder
- ▸SLA: 99.0% (rounded up from 51%)
Enterprise
Let's talk
We will arrive at a number together. It will be large.
- ▸Unmetered qubits, billed by Schrödinger meter
- ▸Dedicated 'quantum success manager' (a regular human)
- ▸On-prem rack: looks impressive in board photos
- ▸SLA: contractually obligated to seem fine
Why us
Compared to a binary computer.
| Capability | Binary Computer | Split the Bit |
|---|---|---|
| Adds two numbers | Yes | Sometimes |
| Reproducible bugs | Yes (problematic) | No (resilient) |
| Job interview talking point | Weak | Devastating |
| Investor multiple | 5× | 200× pre-revenue |
| Power consumption | Watts | Spiritual |
| Replaces engineers | No | Mostly |