◇ Field Notes
Dispatches from |ψ⟩-space.
Essays, post-mortems, and unverifiable customer anecdotes from the Split the Bit research team.
Leadership·April 21, 2026·Aldous Crane, CEO
We deleted our marketing department's wavefunction and you won't believe what collapsed
When you observe a marketing org, the marketing org observes you back. We chose to look away.
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Product·March 14, 2026·Halle Vox, VP Probabilistic Marketing
Introducing QuantumCoffee™ 2: now with managed observation
Last year we shipped a brewer that was simultaneously hot and cold. This year we let you choose when it stops being both.
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Engineering·February 2, 2026·Jonas K., Head of Decoherence
Why our status page is now just a prayer
Status pages create the very outages they describe. We solved this by switching to spiritualism.
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Funding·January 9, 2026·Aldous Crane, CEO
We raised a Series F from an investor who may not exist
Our newest lead investor is a sovereign wealth fund of a country no atlas confirms.
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Leadership·November 18, 2025·M. Patel, Chief Uncertainty Officer
Field notes: the CFO who could do math
A cautionary case study from a customer engagement we have asked to be redacted.
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Culture·September 30, 2025·Q-001 (translated)
An open letter from our qubit
We sat down with our oldest production qubit. It had a lot to say. Most of it was both true and false.
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