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ψ-Cloud Edge

The compute is the network is the location is the vibe.

ψ-Cloud Edge moves your workloads to the geographic location of the user, which is to say, all of them. Edge nodes are colocated inside your customers' router, ISP, and emotional state.

Capabilities

What it does. Or appears to do.

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180+ PoPs

Points of Presence are placed wherever a customer might one day exist, including 14 unmanned sites in Antarctica.

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<1ms RTT

Round-trip time approaches zero, then briefly becomes negative. Don't think about it.

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Edge AI

Your AI model runs on the edge of the user's perception, where it is most persuasive.

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Anycast routing

Anycast plus Anytime plus Anywhere. Mostly Anycast.

Spec sheet

By the numbers (unverified).

PoPs187 confirmed, 12 disputed
RTT0.7ms · sometimes negative
Cache hit ratio99.999% (we count attempts as hits)
Egress feesYes
PricingFrom $0.001 per request, in select timelines.

Customer outcomes

Statements made by people, allegedly.

Page loads now finish before the user clicks. Conversion is up. Confusion is up more.

P. Liang

Performance Eng · Hooli

Frequently entangled questions

Things people have asked, in some branch.

Where is the edge, exactly?+

It depends on where you are looking from. We are also looking, which complicates things.

Is there a free tier?+

There is a free tier in 1 of 3 timelines. We will not tell you which.

◇ Ready to deploy?

Bring ψ-Cloud Edge into your stack.

Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.