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Bayes++

Inference, but make it confident.

Bayes++ is a probabilistic inference engine that updates your beliefs based on incoming evidence, weighted by how dramatic the evidence is.

Capabilities

What it does. Or appears to do.

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Conjugate priors

We pair every prior with a vibe-compatible posterior.

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MCMC sampling

Markov Chain Monte Carlo, but the Monte Carlo is just a guy named Carlo.

Spec sheet

By the numbers (unverified).

Sampling rate1M / s
ConvergenceEventually
PricingFrom $200 / month per prior.

Customer outcomes

Statements made by people, allegedly.

Bayes++ updated my posterior so hard I had to take a personal day.

T. Marsh

Platform Lead · OmniCorp

Frequently entangled questions

Things people have asked, in some branch.

Is this real Bayesian inference?+

Bayes himself would describe it as 'in the spirit of.'

◇ Ready to deploy?

Bring Bayes++ into your stack.

Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.