QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2% BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83 Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold) Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2% BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83 Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold) Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse
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QGuard

Threat intelligence, but the threats happened yesterday.

QGuard is a SIEM that identifies security incidents up to 90 days after they occurred. This gives your team adequate time to prepare an emotional response.

Capabilities

What it does. Or appears to do.

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Retroactive alerting

Alerts are sent at the most narratively appropriate moment.

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Threat scoring

Threats are scored on a 1-10 scale where 10 means 'unfortunate.'

Spec sheet

By the numbers (unverified).

Detection latency90 days
False alarmsReframed as practice
PricingFrom $2,800 / month.

Customer outcomes

Statements made by people, allegedly.

QGuard told us we were breached in Q2. We had a great Q3.

M. Cantrell

VP Strategic Vibes · Definitely-A-Bank

Frequently entangled questions

Things people have asked, in some branch.

Can it detect threats in real time?+

Real time is overrated and stressful.

◇ Ready to deploy?

Bring QGuard into your stack.

Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.