◇ QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2%◇ BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83◇ Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold)◇ Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist◇ Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped◇ Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions◇ ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse◇ QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2%◇ BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83◇ Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold)◇ Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist◇ Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped◇ Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions◇ ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse
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Service Level Agreement (Probabilistic)

Last observed: today

Split the Bit is committed to providing service that is, on average, available. This Service Level Agreement (the "SLA") describes that commitment in non-binding probabilistic terms.

Uptime targets

TierTargetMethod of measurement
Hobbyistvibescustomer self-report
Startup99.0%our internal dashboard, when up
Enterprise99.99%a third-party we have not yet selected

Credits

In the event we breach this SLA, you are entitled to service credits equal to the breach amount, multiplied by the probability that the breach occurred. Credits expire when we notice them.

Exclusions

The SLA does not apply during planned maintenance, unplanned maintenance, force majeure, force minore, our annual offsite, the months of August or January, or whenever an executive is on a flight.