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Data·v0.9·● GA in 1 of 4 timelines
Probabilistic ETL
Extract, Transform, Trust.
Probabilistic ETL transforms your raw events into clean, analytics-ready records, with a small but charming margin of fabrication.
Capabilities
What it does. Or appears to do.
/feature/01
Schema-flexible
If the source schema changes, our pipeline silently invents the missing columns based on prior art.
/feature/02
Idempotent-ish
Re-running the pipeline produces the same result up to a sign error.
Spec sheet
By the numbers (unverified).
| Throughput | 1.2M events / sec, occasionally |
| SLA | Yes |
| Pricing | From $0.001 per event-considered. |
Customer outcomes
Statements made by people, allegedly.
“Our dashboards have never been more confident.”
H. Vox
VP Marketing · Split the Bit
Frequently entangled questions
Things people have asked, in some branch.
Are records dropped?+
Records are reallocated to nearby pipelines via tunneling.
◇ Ready to deploy?
Bring Probabilistic ETL into your stack.
Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.