Bit Splitter Pro
The original Split the Bit. The one that started it all.
The Bit Splitter Pro is a 14-inch tungsten-carbide hex saw, calibrated to bisect a single bit of information into two halves of equal probabilistic value (0.5). It is the founding artifact of our company. It does not run software.
NoticeThe Bit Splitter Pro is not a toy and is also not a tool.
Capabilities
What it does. Or appears to do.
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Tungsten-carbide blade
Sharp enough to split a bit, dull enough to be sold without a permit in 38 states.
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Ergonomic grip
Designed by a team of three former orthopedic surgeons we cannot legally name.
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Includes 12 bits
Six 0s and six 1s, ready for splitting.
Spec sheet
By the numbers (unverified).
| Length | 14" |
| Weight | 2.4 lbs |
| Blade material | Tungsten carbide |
| Output bit value | 0.5 ± vibes |
| Pricing | $1,499 + shipping (we will ship it; we cannot promise speed). |
Customer outcomes
Statements made by people, allegedly.
“I split a 1 into two 0.5s. I do not know what to do with them. I keep them in a drawer.”
Vela Marwick
CWFO · Split the Bit
Frequently entangled questions
Things people have asked, in some branch.
Can I split a 0.5 again?+
Mathematically, yes. Practically, the result will sue you.
Is this a real product?+
Yes.
◇ Ready to deploy?
Bring Bit Splitter Pro into your stack.
Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.