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Hardware·v0.8·● GA in 1 of 4 timelines
Q-Toast
Toast, but probabilistically.
Q-Toast is the world's first quantum toaster. It contains three slots labeled 0, 1, and burnt. The slot in which your toast will appear is determined at the moment you open the toaster.
Capabilities
What it does. Or appears to do.
/feature/01
Bagel mode
Bagel mode entangles both halves of the bagel. Both halves are now subjectively the bottom.
/feature/02
Defrost
Brings frozen bread back to room temperature, then briefly past it.
Spec sheet
By the numbers (unverified).
| Slots | 3 (one is conjectural) |
| Power | 1,200W |
| Capacity | 2 slices · also 4 |
| Pricing | $249. |
Customer outcomes
Statements made by people, allegedly.
“I cannot predict where my toast will appear, and I respect that.”
L. Brennan
VP Eng · Pied Piper
Frequently entangled questions
Things people have asked, in some branch.
Can I use it for waffles?+
Yes, but the waffles will become bread.
◇ Ready to deploy?
Bring Q-Toast into your stack.
Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.