Schrödinger SaaS
Documents, sheets, slides, and a status page that never resolves.
Schrödinger SaaS is a productivity suite designed for the post-classical workplace. Your documents exist in a superposition of saved and unsaved at all times. Status pages have been deprecated as observation bias.
Capabilities
What it does. Or appears to do.
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Documents
Real-time collaboration with up to 142 simultaneous editors. Conflict resolution: vibes.
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Sheets
Spreadsheets with native support for cells that contain both formula and value.
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Slides
Presentations that change based on who is viewing them.
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Calendar
Meetings that overlap themselves, saving time.
Spec sheet
By the numbers (unverified).
| Storage | Unlimited (probably) |
| Uptime | Asserted |
| Collaborators per doc | 142 |
| Pricing | $12 / user / month. |
Customer outcomes
Statements made by people, allegedly.
“I sent a document to my team. They opened a different document. We shipped that one.”
H. Vox
VP Marketing · Split the Bit
Frequently entangled questions
Things people have asked, in some branch.
Is the service up right now?+
We do not check. To check would be to know.
◇ Ready to deploy?
Bring Schrödinger SaaS into your stack.
Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.