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WaveFn

The most lambda lambda you will ever lambda.

WaveFn is for engineers who thought Q-Lambda was insufficiently abstract. Each WaveFn deployment is a probability cloud over all possible function bodies — your specific implementation is selected at invocation time.

Capabilities

What it does. Or appears to do.

/feature/01

Bring your own intent

Specify what you want the function to do. We collapse to the nearest implementation.

/feature/02

Type system: optimistic

Inputs and outputs are typed at the moment of measurement, never before.

/feature/03

Self-modifying

Functions that perform poorly are silently replaced with functions that don't.

Spec sheet

By the numbers (unverified).

Determinism0.4 (high)
ReliabilityYes
Source of truthThe runtime itself, which won't tell you
PricingPricing collapses at checkout.

Customer outcomes

Statements made by people, allegedly.

WaveFn replaced our entire engineering org. Headcount is down. So is the product.

S. Vega

SRE Lead · Lumon

Frequently entangled questions

Things people have asked, in some branch.

Can I see the source?+

There is no source. There is only the wave.

◇ Ready to deploy?

Bring WaveFn into your stack.

Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.