Terms of Service (Entangled)

By accessing splitthebit.com, you agree to be entangled with these terms. Once entangled, your acceptance and our acceptance are correlated — even at distance — and cannot be revoked without significant violation of locality.

1. The Service

Split the Bit, Inc. provides a quantum compute platform, marketing materials, and a degree of confusion that we consider proprietary.

2. Acceptable Use

You may not use the Service to perform deterministic computations, which we consider abuse. You may not benchmark our systems against a TI-83 calculator, which we consider unsporting.

3. Liability

Our total liability under these terms is capped at the lesser of (a) fees paid in the prior 12 months, or (b) the amount remaining in our Stripe balance after our most recent founder dinner.

4. Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of California, the Principality of Veridia, and one other jurisdiction we will not name publicly.