QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2% BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83 Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold) Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2% BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83 Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold) Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse
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A 200× revenue multiple on a $0 revenue base.

Split the Bit is the most capital-efficient way to convert venture dollars into press releases. Our metrics are unverifiable, in a good way.

Capitalization

Investors of record.

InvestorRoundCheckStatus
Veridian CapitalSeries F (lead)$310MWired
Several Family OfficesSeries E$120MMostly wired
Anonymous SPVSeries D-2$72MTax-advantaged
A YC PartnerPre-seed$125kRomantic
The CEO's motherFriends & family$2kSentimental
A pension fund (allegedly)Crossover$45MCooling off

KPIs

Our key performance indicators.

Each metric below was true at the moment we wrote it. We make no representations about the present moment.

ARR (theoretical)

42,000,000$

±50% per observation

NRR

142%

±20% per observation

Burn multiple

0.6

±40% per observation

Headcount

142

±50% per observation

Customers (logos)

87

±30% per observation

Customers (paying)

6

±50% per observation

LTV / CAC

11.4

±50% per observation

Days of runway

1,450

±30% per observation

* All KPIs are non-GAAP, non-IFRS, and non-falsifiable.

Thesis

Why now.

01

Classical computers have plateaued. The S-curve has become an L-shape, then a colon, then briefly a semicolon.

02

Capital is searching for stories that cannot be diligenced because they are too far ahead of conventional metrics. We are perfectly positioned in that gap.

03

Founders who can credibly use the word 'qubit' in a podcast appearance are increasingly scarce. We have three of them.

04

Public markets reward narrative density. Our narrative density is the highest in the sector, by our own internal benchmarks.