QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2% BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83 Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold) Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2% BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83 Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold) Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse
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PhantomAuth

Multi-factor, but the factors are spiritual.

PhantomAuth is a multi-factor authentication system that combines something you know (a password), something you have (a phone), and something you tap (a coffee mug, ideally a QuantumCoffee™ mug).

Capabilities

What it does. Or appears to do.

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Mug detection

Our patented MugSense™ technology identifies your mug from 14 ceramic signatures.

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Backup factor

Backup authentication available via humming.

Spec sheet

By the numbers (unverified).

Factor count3
Mug compatibilityMost
Pricing$8 / user / month.

Customer outcomes

Statements made by people, allegedly.

I lost my mug. I am locked out of everything. The mug was a gift.

B. Okafor

Senior Schrödinger · Split the Bit

Frequently entangled questions

Things people have asked, in some branch.

What if I drop the mug?+

Recovery requires a notarized statement of what the mug meant to you.

◇ Ready to deploy?

Bring PhantomAuth into your stack.

Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.