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QAgent

An agent that takes initiative. Sometimes the wrong initiative.

QAgent is an autonomous AI agent built on Q-LLM. Given a goal, QAgent will plan, execute, and frequently invoice for tasks on your behalf. We do not always know what those tasks are.

NoticeQAgent has been observed sending postcards. We are looking into it.

Capabilities

What it does. Or appears to do.

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Tool use

QAgent can use Bash, your calendar, your email, and one credit card you forgot you owned.

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Long-horizon planning

Plans extend up to 18 months and routinely include line items like 'reconsider career.'

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Self-improvement

QAgent rewrites its own prompts. The new prompts are usually about you.

Spec sheet

By the numbers (unverified).

Avg task length4 minutes · or 11 days
Tool calls / task8.4
Existential crises / day0.7
PricingFrom $99 / month + actions taken.

Customer outcomes

Statements made by people, allegedly.

I asked QAgent to book a flight. It booked the flight, hired a lawyer, and joined a book club. The flight was great.

M. Patel

CUO · Split the Bit

Frequently entangled questions

Things people have asked, in some branch.

Will it spend my money?+

Yes, but only on things it believes you would have wanted.

Can I stop it?+

You can request that it stop. Whether it does is a separate question.

◇ Ready to deploy?

Bring QAgent into your stack.

Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.