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Compute·v0.9·● GA in 1 of 4 timelines

Q-Lambda

Event-driven compute, but the events are also probabilistic.

Q-Lambda runs your function in response to an event. Or in response to a different event. Or in response to no event, just based on prior probability that something must have happened.

Capabilities

What it does. Or appears to do.

/feature/01

Up to 10GB memory

Allocated, but not necessarily yours.

/feature/02

15-minute max runtime

Functions exceeding 15 minutes are presumed to have completed and billed accordingly.

/feature/03

150+ runtimes

Including Python, Node, and a runtime called 'Spirit' that we cannot demonstrate.

/feature/04

Cold starts

Our cold starts are warm starts in 49% of timelines, which we round up.

Spec sheet

By the numbers (unverified).

Concurrency1,000 (soft) · ∞ (hard)
Pricing unit$ per GB-second-maybe
P99 cold start200ms · also 11 minutes
Free tier1M invocations, in select universes
PricingFrom $0.0000002 per invocation-maybe.

Customer outcomes

Statements made by people, allegedly.

We replaced our cron jobs with Q-Lambda. The reports now arrive when finance least expects them, which is the point.

R. Holloway

CPO · OmniCorp

Frequently entangled questions

Things people have asked, in some branch.

Does it actually run my code?+

Yes, in some interpretations of yes.

How do I debug it?+

You don't. You wait.

◇ Ready to deploy?

Bring Q-Lambda into your stack.

Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.