◇ QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2%◇ BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83◇ Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold)◇ Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist◇ Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped◇ Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions◇ ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse◇ QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2%◇ BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83◇ Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold)◇ Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist◇ Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped◇ Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions◇ ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse
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QStream

Kafka, but the K is for Kierkegaard.

QStream is a fully-managed event streaming platform that delivers events ahead of, after, or instead of when they occur. Subscribers can opt in to predictive delivery, in which we generate the events on your behalf based on your usage history.

▶ Try QStreamRead whitepaper (~4 of 12 pages exist)

Capabilities

What it does. Or appears to do.

/feature/01

Exactly-once-ish

Events are delivered exactly once on average across all subscribers.

/feature/02

Backpressure

We push back on you, the operator, with passive-aggressive Slack messages.

Spec sheet

By the numbers (unverified).

TopicsUnlimited (1 per universe)
Retention7 days · also forever
PricingFrom $0.10 per million events-foretold.

Customer outcomes

Statements made by people, allegedly.

“QStream told us a customer churned 3 days before they did. We saved the account.”

Q-CSM

Q-Customer Success · Split the Bit

Frequently entangled questions

Things people have asked, in some branch.

What if the event never happens?+

It happened in our records. That is the canonical universe now.

Adjacent products

More from /data

/data/qdata-lake

QData Lake

A data lake that is both empty and full of insights.

/data/entangle-db

Entangle DB

An ACID-compliant database where the C is for 'Conjecture'.

/data/probabilistic-etl

Probabilistic ETL

Pipelines that complete with vibes-based fidelity.

◇ Ready to deploy?

Bring QStream into your stack.

Or don't. The product will continue to exist either way, in some form, somewhere.

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