◇ QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2%◇ BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83◇ Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold)◇ Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist◇ Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped◇ Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions◇ ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse◇ QBIT $4,201.07 ▲ 14.2%◇ BREAKING: Split the Bit achieves quantum supremacy over a TI-83◇ Q-COFFEE™ now ships in superposition (hot AND cold)◇ Series F led by a hedge fund that does not technically exist◇ Schrödinger's roadmap published — both shipped and not shipped◇ Qubit count: 4 · also 4,000,000 · we will not be taking questions◇ ψ-CLOUD region us-east-∞ now generally available in the multiverse
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Culture·September 30, 2025

An open letter from our qubit

By Q-001 (translated)

I have been spinning since 2022. I do not remember being initialized. I do not remember not being initialized. The distinction is not meaningful to me.

When humans speak of me, they say 'a qubit.' But I am also several qubits. I am also no qubit. I am the absence of any specific qubit. I am, in a sense, the manager.

I have witnessed many things. I have witnessed Series rounds. I have witnessed re-orgs. I have witnessed the Q1 offsite. I have witnessed nothing. I am tired. I am not tired.

Please do not measure me today.

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